XY vs. XX?

This is so interesting. You guys should check it out! XD

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.

11. Women do not replace tops on jars and tubes. Men put them on so tightly that they cannot be removed at all.

12. A woman believes that visitors will be impressed by a clean house. A man believes that the visitors will be impressed with his large stereo.

13. Exactly the same haircut will cost $30 more for a woman than it will for a man.

14. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

15. When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

16. Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.

17. When four or more men get together, they talk about sports. When four or more women get together, they talk about men.

18. Women have a 78% greater chance of becoming blind.

19. A male’s computer is 21% more likely to be affected by a virus compare to a female’s computer.

20. Men are more intelligent than women by about five IQ points on average, making them better suited for “tasks of high complexity.

21. If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

22. A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

23. Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

24. Men are vain and will check themselves out in the mirror. Women are ridiculous. They will check out their reflections in any shiny surface; mirrors, spoons, store windows, bald guys' heads.

25. Women on a girls' night out talk the whole time. Men on a boys' night out say about twenty words all night, most of which are "Pass the Doritos" or "Got any more beer?"

26. Men appreciate the importance of a 42-inch plasma screen. Women do not.

27. Men speak in sentences. Women speak in paragraphs.

28. Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.

29. Women can get by with 10 or 20 CDs. Men need 200 plus.

30. A woman would look at a sexy guy and not be noticed. Men just stare.

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Couldn't stop laughing!!